With the upcoming premiere of that one movie.....what is it....oh ya know that one with the girl and the guy and that other guy......Oh TWILIGHT....I thought I would share this post from the ever dependable MINDI to catch you up! The husband to one of her bloggin BFF's wanted to throw a man's spin on the movie and show that it can explained in under a minute!
so, i give you: A HUSBAND'S CLIFF NOTES TO 'TWILIGHT':
Edward: I hate Bella.
Bella: I love Edward. Oh his eyes! What should I do? Whine, whine, whine.
Edward: OK, I don't hate you, I just have no self-control (typical guy), oh, and I want to kill you.
Bella: I love Edward. Oh his eyes! What should I do? Whine, whine, whine.
Jacob: I love Bella too, but I want to kill her. And Edward.
Edward: I want to kill Jacob.
Bella: I love Edward and Jacob. Oh their eyes! What should I do? I know, I'll lead both of them on and just whine the entire time.
Edward: Look, I'm shiny!
Jacob: Look, I'm strong!
Bella: Whine, Whine Whine.
END SCENE.
2 Stalkers Showing Their Love:
Ha ha :) That is a pretty good description!
i love that you and i can rip things off from each other. i think it's a win/win.
glad you liked it! i'm sure you're not gonna see it, though.
yeah, neither am i......
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